Beware the Train Defecator. Coming to a station near you.
A man has been defecating in trains across south-east England, causing damage costing £60,000 to repair.
Apparently the guy waits until the train is empty (thank god) then proceeds to smear his butt nuggets all over the train. This shit stirrer has evidently struck 30 trains.
According to the BBC: "He travels to various areas and at different times of the day and different days of the week." So the next time you happen to catch a train in south-east England, keep an eye out for a dodgy character looking like he’s really got to go, possibly with dark stains under his fingernails.
Police have released a picture of the suspected turd terrorist and urged the public not to approach the guy if they see him.
Wise words… wise words…
Read the whole story
Apparently the guy waits until the train is empty (thank god) then proceeds to smear his butt nuggets all over the train. This shit stirrer has evidently struck 30 trains.
According to the BBC: "He travels to various areas and at different times of the day and different days of the week." So the next time you happen to catch a train in south-east England, keep an eye out for a dodgy character looking like he’s really got to go, possibly with dark stains under his fingernails.
Police have released a picture of the suspected turd terrorist and urged the public not to approach the guy if they see him.
Wise words… wise words…
Read the whole story
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