SPOOK-tacular Halloween Jokes!

SPOOK-tacular Halloween Jokes!

Enjoy these slightly off Halloween jokes, courtesy of Cracked.com



Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray!

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
A: Because he was probably a homosexual.

Q: What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A: Oprah, if she was painted green.

Q: How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?
A: When she fucks all the wizards to boost her self-esteem .

A: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
Q: A BOO-logna sandwich!

Q: Where do they score heroin?
A: The park.

Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning!

Q: When did the ghost fuck your mother?
A: That was uncalled for.
Q: Haw haw haw!

Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office!

Q: Shouldn't they use the post office?
A: They find it unreliable.