Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Counting Cards at Blackjack Has Never Been Easier

Worth checking out if the poker cards just aren’t working out for you…

Blackjack is unique among casino games in that the odds fluctuate with every deal. Depending upon which cards have been dealt and which remain, the advantage which the house wields over players changes constantly. At times it's greater, at other times less, sometimes even tipping toward player advantage.

Not so long ago it was practical only for professional players to invest the hundreds of hours of time necessary to learn a complicated card counting system in an attempt to capitalize on casino blackjack's vulnerability.

Recently, however, two of the most respected gambling authorities in the country have released ultra-simple card tracking methods that are so easy to learn that casual and recreational players no longer have an excuse not to take their game to the next level.

The first method is available free of charge on Michael Shackleford's marvelous gambling Website, www.wizardofodds.com . Shackleford, a.k.a "The Wizard of Odds", is an actuary by profession whose passion is analyzing casino games using pinpoint mathematical accuracy.

When you log on to the site, click on "blackjack" under "Game Info & Strategies" and scroll down to Appendix 17, "The Wizard Ace Five Count". It's a method founded on the importance of five-value cards first revealed in the 1961 landmark gambling book Beat the Dealer by Edward O. Thorp, who discovered through mathematical analysis that fives are the most powerful cards in the deck for dealers.

Another component is keeping track of aces, the card that makes it possible for players to be dealt a two-card 21 (blackjack) and receive a 3 to 2 payoff. Fewer aces remaining to be dealt translates into a diminished chance of capitalizing on this huge player perk.

Shackleford recommends starting a running count at zero at the start of a new shoe. For every five you see dealt, add one. For every ace you see dealt, subtract one. If the running count is at zero or in negative range, make your minimum bet. Otherwise gamble twice your minimum bet multiplied by the positive running count number. All playing decisions are to be made according to basic strategy.

He says the strategy is designed to give players positive expected value in six-deck games where the dealer stands on soft 17.

The second simplified card counting system is detailed in gambling guru Frank Scoblete's new book, Golden Touch Blackjack Revolution published by Research Services Unlimited (www.rsucasinobooks.com).

Scoblete's "Speed Count" is an easy-to-learn method based on tracking small value cards, the essence of which takes up only a few pages. But it's the supporting chapters along with the free blackjack training CD included with the book that makes this treatise an all-inclusive, information-packed tutorial covering all aspects of the game.

Although neither of the methods gives you the accuracy of a card-by-card count that the pros use, used in conjunction with basic strategy they will improve your blackjack game immensely and permit you to take advantage of the game's mathematical fluctuations.

Source: RGT Online

Monday, November 27, 2006

Unlike the US, The UK embraces gambling

U.K. Pubs to be Allowed to Host Poker in 2007

The gambling reform currently happening in the U.K. is having widespread impact. Starting next year, any pub will be able to host a poker event (currently, it takes a special permit). Indidvidual players losses will be 'capped' per night (probably at about 10 British Pounds), and the pubs will not be allowed to profit directly from the poker. Expect a lot more poker in pubs in the U.K. next year.

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Friday, November 24, 2006

Turkey Terminator!

I'm so sick of turkey it felt good to shoot the shit out of them.

Try it

Holiday gobbling leaves students waddling

Sigh… As if female college students don’t have enough things to worry about, like having enough booze money, sneaking out of the men’s dormitory without being noticed, staying awake in class and not getting labeled as Campus Slut.

Now they have to face weight issues too.

It can’t be fun to hear that students gain an average of 1.1 pounds over Thanksgiving holiday. And the worst part is that it translates to an extra 320 daily calories, which would be about a slice of pumpkin pie per day.

Oh, the pressure….

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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't...

10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to
hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at
Thanksgiving but isn't . .

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing


Courtesy of: Jokecenter

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Online poker prohibition could be overturned

Maybe there is something to be thankful for, after all…..

The Poker Players Alliance and executives for the American Gaming Association (AGA) say they are hopeful that the recent political changes in the U.S. Congress will help them overturn the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act of 2006 (UIGEA).

The Act, while not making online poker illegal, did made it illegal for banks and financial institutions to process transactions for online gambling sites from U.S. customers when it was signed into law on October 13. Regulations that banks need to comply with have yet to be defined. A Government board has until July 2007 to define them.

AGA President Frank Fahrenkopf said the AGA previously opposed online gambling, saying, "Our policy changed back in April when we took a position that we thought the best way to go was to have an independent commission look at it."

Many analysts around that timeframe noted how online gambling actually lead to previously hesitant players coming to the physical casinos, swelling the number of overall casino visitors, which likely helped change AGA's perspective.

So the AGA board of directors will meet December 6, said Fahrenkopf, to consider whether "to support legislation in the new Congress calling for an independent study of Internet gambling to see if it can be properly regulated, controlled, taxed and licensed here in the United States."

Fahrenkopf pointed out, "My guess is that they are going to say let's go ahead and do it."

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Bodog new owner of Betcorp

Following shareholder approval at the its Extraordinary General Meeting (EGM), which was held in Melbourne yesterday, Betcorp has completed the sale of its gaming operations and operating infrastructure in Antigua and Toronto to Bodog Entertainment Group SA.

The announcement will see the transfer of BetWWTS customer balances to Bodog.com, whilst BetWWTS.com’s Canadian customers will now receive their service from Bowmans.com, due to Bodog’s non-operation in the Canadian market.

Bowmans.com was reportedly given the green light to take over the BetWWTS customer base due to its established and favourable track record in Canada and the similarity of its product offering.

Sara Waller, Marketing Manager at Bowmans.com, said, “From today Bowmans.com would like to extend a big welcome all our new Canadian customers from BetWWTS.com.”
At the Betcorp EGM, shareholders also approved the cancellation of the Company's AIM (Alternative Investment Market) listing which will take effect from 7am GMT, on 23 November 2006.

Source: iGaming Business

Thursday, November 16, 2006

KFC billboard visible from space

Even aliens will now be able to see the Colonel…



Yum! Brands, the world's largest fast food company with more than 34,000 restaurants in over 100 countries, today unveils its latest marketing stunt - an image of Colonel Sanders on a horizontal billboard that is visible from space.

Source: The Guardian

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Could the iPod and MP3 player face extinction?

The latest in mobile greatness, Fonpods, transforms your cellphone into a mobile entertainment and information system.

Fonpods is a free, on-demand service that brings podcast listening to any phone. There's nothing to buy and no computer downloads to worry about.

Previoulsy, podcast access was limited to listening at your computer or downloading content into special devices like iPods and MP3 players. Fonpods sends podcast programming directly to your phone without any downloads.

That means you can listen to podcasts wherever and whenever you like and you don’t have to buy any additional equipment.

Impressed? I would’ve been if I hadn’t just bough a new iPod!

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Air guitar geeks to turn their riffs into real music

Scientists have developed a way to make ultra un-hip teenagers and sad middle-aged men become an even bigger embarrassment to their families: A t-shirt that transforms air guitar riffs into real ones.

The ‘wearable instrument shirt’ interprets the movements of the wearer's arms (one picks and the other creates cords), wirelessly sends the information to a nearby computer that then interprets the riffs. In the end, you’ll actually be able to drive the neighbors to drink with your renditions of old classics.

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Monday, November 13, 2006

Top 10 Dirtiest Names in Sports

I received this stinker on email. Too good not to share...

10. Gregor Fucka
The countdown begins with Italian basketball player Gregor Fucka. When Fucka's mother gave birth to Gregor in Slovenia on August 7, 1971, she could not have imagined that one day her little Fucka would be an Olympic athlete. Mother Fucka's husband, Gregor's father, is of Italian ancestry which allowed Gregor to become an Italian national and move to Trieste at the age of 19 to play in the Italian league. The 7-foot Fucka represented Italy at the 2000 Olympic games in Sydney and won the fucking 2003 Spanish National Cup while playing for FC Barcelona.

9. B.J. Johnson
B.J. Johnson was a standout wide receiver for the Texas Longhorns from 2000 to 2003. While at Texas, Johnson set 7 freshman receiving records, underperformed as an upper-classman and was signed as a free agent by the Denver Broncos after graduation. In two seasons with the Broncos, 2004 and 2005, B.J. did not play in a single game. It is fair to say that B.J. Johnson sucks. Johnson, who is currently signed with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, has a name composed of dual dick references.

8. Pete LaCock
Speaking of dick, Pete LaCock played 9 seasons with the Chicago Cubs and Kansas City Royals from 1972 to 1980 (although this card is from 1981, LaCock retired before the season began). Born Ralph Pierre LaCock in Burbank, California, Pete was a utility player who never quite packed any punch with the bat. Interestingly, LaCock's father, Peter Marshall, was the host of "Hollywood Squares" from 1966-1981. The elder LaCock, born with the LaCock name, changed his name to Marshall to pursue an acting career in Hollywood. His baseball-playing son kept the old name, LaCock, which, in French I believe means "the penis."

7. Danny Shittu
This Nigerian footballer currently plays for Watford F.C. in the English Premier League. The 26-year-old defender has become a crowd favorite and the Watford faithful have given Danny his own chant. They chant "Dan" a whole bunch of times and then in the middle of it say, "And when you turn, you'll see he's black dynamite. And his name is Dan Shittu!" Interesting that a guy called Shittu is nicknamed "black dynamite." Actual black dynamite describes something dark, cylindrical and explosive. Sorta like shit. And an aside, are English soccer fans ever going to cut the racist shit out? Shittu joins #6 and #3 on this countdown and Albert Pujols and Assol Slivets on the first dirty name list in the scatological subcategory.


6. Harry Colon
Harry Colon played 6 NFL seasons from 1991-97 with the Patriots, Lions and Jaguars. The safety holds the Jaguars record for interceptions in a season with three. More notable than Colon's football career is his very dirty name, one that elicits some terrifying imagery. The colon is the portion of the intestines that extracts water from outgoing feces. And imagining that already foul tube lined with hair makes me want to gag.

5. Lucious Pusey
Aw man. This isn't a fake either. Lucious Pusey is a linebacker for the Division I-AA Eastern Illiois Panthers. What on earth were Lucious's parents thinking when they signed the birth certificate? Lucious is the only Pusey I've ever seen with dreadlocks. According to Deadspin.com, Luscious Pusey has legally changed his name. His new name is Lucious Twatstein. Just kidding. It's Lucious Seymour. But I think he should have gone with Lucious Seymour Pusey.

4. Dick Pole
Sometimes I wish I could write using a Butthead impression. "Uh, huh-huh, Dick Pole." But I can't so I won't. Dick Pole, born Richard Henry Pole was a pitcher with the Red Sox and Mariners in the 70s. Currently, Pole is the pitching coach for the Cincinnati Reds. Despite having the ultimate porn name, Pole chose a career in baseball and also chose to go by Dick, which seems quite imprudent if you have the surname "Pole." If there weren't enough penis allusions already swirling around this pitcher, he became most famous for getting hit by a line drive in the head. That's right, Dick Pole sustained a head injury. The ball broke his jaw and Dick lost 90% usage of the vision in one eye. And what's a Dick without his eye?


3. Dean Windass
Finally, a flatulence-related name. I was getting sick of all the dick stuff. Dean Windass is a striker for Bradford City. The Englishman is known around soccer for his foul play. And with a name like Windass, foulness can only be expected. In November 1997, while playing against Dundee United, Windass earned himself 3 red cards. And in September 2006, Windass was accused of grabbing Cheltenham Town player John Finnigan by the nuts during a game. Windass, which I thought was the medical name of a condition I have from time to time, aims to be the all-time goal scorer in Bradford City history. Though maybe a dirty player, he certainly isn't a stinker.

2. Misty Hyman
Could there be a better name for a female swimmer than Misty Hyman? Since she was a little girl, Hyman was always in the water dreaming of swimming for the U.S. at the Olympics. Hyman broke out at the 2000 Sydney Olympics when she won a gold medal in the 200m butterfly. However, after her improbable victory, Hyman dropped off and failed to qualify for the 2004 Athens games. Hyman has since disappeared from Olympic swimming. She now teaches young swimmers proper stroke technique and has released a DVD called "Go Swim Butterfly with Misty Hyman." Just tell me the time and the place.

1. Rusty Kuntz
And finally, the #1 Dirtiest Name in Sports (the second time around) is Rusty Kuntz. Kuntz played outfield for the White Sox, Twins and Tigers from 1979 to 1985. Interestingly, the #1 name on the first dirty sports countdown was Chubby Cox which is the male equivalent of the name Rusty Kuntz. Both names feature adjectives modifying the plural form of a dirty word for a sexual organ. With regard to the name Rusty Kuntz, the adjective has dual meanings. The word "rusty" can mean "covered by or affected by rust" or, the definition I prefer in this case: "having lost agility or alertness; out of practice." And any guy reading this who has been married for a while or who is dating a girl who has been single for a while, knows about this phenomenon. As it is common to hear people say, "I'm a bit rusty on the tennis court" or "My Spanish is kind of rusty", this former major leaguer gives rise to an entirely new usage.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Make free internet calls

San Francisco - Yahoo and Linksys has rolled out a new telephone in the United States that lets people make free internet calls as well as traditional analogue calls.

The dual-mode cordless telephone made by Linksys, a division of Cisco Systems, used Yahoo Messenger software to access internet services including digital online calling.

"Yahoo Messenger and Linksys are giving consumers the flexibility to make and receive free internet calls from the same phone they use for their home line," said Yahoo Real Time Communications director Jeff Bonforte.

The telephone also lets people search the internet for the telephone numbers of local restaurants or businesses using their US Postal Service zip codes and then get instantly connected.

Internet calls between Yahoo Messenger voice service users anywhere in the world are free, which has been the standard for Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) services from industry stalwarts including Skype, Google and Microsoft.
Charges are incurred for "calling out or calling in" to mobile phones or analogue landlines, but rates are significantly less than those charged by telecommunications companies, according to the companies.

The popularity of VoIP calling has inspired hardware makers to begin marketing telephones tailored to the service.

"We share the same vision with Yahoo of not just improving the experience of internet phone calling, but also offering a valuable combination of internet-enabled features and services that customers will use and really want," said Linksys marketing director Tarun Loomba.

The telephone is priced at $99.99 and is being sold online by Amazon. It will be sold through other internet stores by the end of November.

Source: AFP

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Embarrassing office party photos? Delete Your Bad Web Rep

The mistakes you make on the internet can live forever -- unless you hire somebody to clean up after you.

A new startup, ReputationDefender, will act on your behalf by contacting data hosting services and requesting the removal of any materials that threaten your good social standing.

Anyone willing to pay a modest service fee can ask the company to seek and destroy embarrassing office party photos, blog posts detailing casual drug use or saucy comments on social networking profiles.

The company produces monthly reports on its clients' online identities for a cost of $10 to $16 per month, depending on the length of the contract. The client can request the removal of any material on the report for a charge of $30 per instance.

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Microsoft to offer TV shows through Xbox

Microsoft Corp. has teamed up with a handful of Hollywood studios to sell TV shows and rent movies that can be downloaded through the software maker's Xbox Live online video-game service and beamed straight onto television sets.

The initial lineup of TV shows available from 22 November, for download to own and feature films available for download to rent will include a growing catalog of popular hits. Examples of content that will be available on the network by the end of year include the following:

* "Robot Chicken" and "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" from Adult Swim
* "CSI," "Survivor" and "Star Trek" from CBS
* Emmy and Peabody award-winning "South Park" and "Chappelle's Show" from COMEDY CENTRAL
* "The Real World" and "Pimp My Ride" from MTV
* "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "SpongeBob SquarePants" from Nickelodeon
* "Skyland" and "The Nicktoons Network Animation Festival" from Nicktoons Network
* "M:i:III," Nacho Libre" and "Jackass: The Movie" from Paramount Pictures
* "Carpocalypse" and "Raising the Roofs" from Spike TV
* "Race Rewind" provided by NASCAR.COM
* Select episodes of the original season of "The Ultimate Fighter" reality series and the "UFC: All Access" shows from the UFC
* "Breaking Bonaduce" and "Hogan Knows Best" from VH1
* "The Matrix," "Superman Returns" and "Batman Forever" from Warner Bros. Home Entertainment

I think I'll hold on to my TV set for now. This line-up's not doing much for me...yet

Source:Business Week

Monday, November 06, 2006

Promiscuous women to blame for your small brain (and big testes..!)

According to a study, female promiscuity gives males big testes and small brains.

In bat species noted for female monogamy, males have small testes and big brains; in bat species noted for female promiscuity, males have testicles five times as big, but smaller brains.

Testes in one species are 8.5 percent of the male's body weight. Reason for big testicles: If a female is taking sperm from you and another guy, the best way to pass on your genes instead of his is to deliver more sperm. (This is why chimps have testicles "many times larger than those of gorillas.")

Reason for small brains: Male bats that spent their energy making sperm beat out the ones that spent their energy thinking. Researchers' conclusion: "Size does matter."

Friday, November 03, 2006

GMail Mobile for cellphones

Google has released Gmail Mobile, a new cell phone client application, for everyone's favorite web-based email service, Gmail.

The Gmail Mobile app, which runs on your Java-enabled phone, is a nice improvement on the previous Gmail Mobile, which just provided a stripped-down version of Gmail optimized for mobile viewing. The new Gmail Mobile client, on the other hand, has all sorts of nifty features.

Google is touting the app as offering a much "faster, more Gmail-like user experience," which naturally sounds great. Also, all email you send and read on your phone will be automatically synced with your browser (should we have expected anything else?). On the more impressive side, you can now view attachments like PDFs, Word docs, and photos, and a bevy of keyboard shortcuts should help you navigate your email more quickly once you get the hang of them.

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